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Coots & Biddys Classic Couple Figurine

June 1st, 2007

From the wonderful Coots and Biddys collection. Coots and Biddy figurine titled Classic Couple. Reads “Still the classic couple.” Features a Coot and Biddy together with a pitchfork. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot or Biddy. Made of resin. Measures 6.25″ tall.

The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls “Senior Moments.” Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral. You can buy Coots & Biddy figurines at this store.

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