A doctor, a lawyer, a little kid and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.
In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out.
Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.
The doctor grabbed one and said “I’m a doctor, I save lives, so I must live,” and jumped out.
The lawyer then said, “I’m a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live.”
He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.
The priest looked at the little boy and said, “My son, I’ve lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace.”
The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, “Not to worry, Father. The ‘smartest man in the world’ just took off with my back pack.”
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The relationship between a mother and daughter is a bond like no other. For in the eyes of every mother, her daughter is a cherished, priceless gift who brings light to every day! Share your love for a special daughter this Mother’s Day with a collectible Precious Moments figurine for daughters inspired by the acclaimed artistry of beloved creator Sam Butcher. It’s the perfect Mother’s Day gift from your heart to hers!
Honor this most treasured of family bonds with this Precious Moments collectible, available only from Hamilton Collection. This memorable Mother’s Day gift for daughter is handcrafted of fine bisque porcelain and hand-painted in a soft palette of pastel shades. Heartwarming demand is expected, and you won’t want to miss out. Order now at this site!
April 16th, 2008
We all know that one person who is simply impossible to shop for. It can be your father, your brother, or just an acquaintance that you don’t know too well. Whether you’re shopping for birthdays or holidays, it’s difficult to pinpoint exactly what they’d like.
Now if you’re like me, giving figurines wouldn’t be your first choice. However, no other gift can cover such a wide variety of people, and I’ve found that there’s a figurine for everyone. There are sports figurines for the sports fanatics, all sorts of animal figurines for pet owners, and plenty of cherub figurines for the angel lovers, just to name a few.
Some more figurines that make great gifts include…
Cat & dog figurines
Golf figurines
Rose and flower figurines
Glass figurines
Buddha figurines
Figurines even make great conversation starters in homes. Once they receive their gift, tell them to put it in highly visible areas for the best effect. They can compliment other items in your home, and even add charm and character to where they live.
And it’s never been easier to find the perfect figurine. With all the different lines of figurines available, it can be overwhelming at times. However, if you know your person well, it shouldn’t take you more than five minutes to find them a great figurine that compliments their personality perfectly.
One final tip- when buying gifts for large groups, such as wedding parties or clubs, figurines are inexpensive options. Many retailers offer large discounts when you buy in volume.
Figurines make thoughtful and sentimental gift ideas for any loved one in your life. Spread the joy that only the perfect figurine can bring!
Written by Travis, visit his site at www.TheFigurineStore.com
April 2nd, 2008
Boot camp is the universal USMC experience! Turning a sorry bunch of new recruits into lean, mean fighting machines during just twelve weeks of basic training is a daunting task for even the most veteran drill instructor. Bring back memories of the boot camp experience with a three-piece set of United States Marine Corps (U.S.M.C.) collectible ornaments! Now, you can enjoy the attempts by drill instructor Chesty to forge this trio of Devil Pups into real Marines with this United States Marine Corps (U.S.M.C.) collectible ornament set, exclusively from Hamilton Authenticated. Brisk demand is expected for these three handsculpted Devil Dog collectible figurine ornaments. The handsculpted ornaments make a thoughtful Marine Corps gift for a brave soldier. Order on this site now.
January 23rd, 2008
What makes dog figurines one of the most popular collectibles in the world? Well it’s not that difficult to figure out. Dogs have always been known as man’s best friend. They are enjoyed and appreciated by all who are able to keep them as pets, and use them as help. Children especially love dogs, and when they are given a fluffy Pug or plastic dog character to play with, they are kept happy and content for hours. There are such a large variety of dog breeds to choose from. The figurine world has captured them all in their various types, sizes, colors and natures.
Dog figurines are the perfect gift for the dog lover, and are great for any occasion. I am certain you won’t have a problem finding the dog that goes with the receiver, for example a Pug figurine. Some artists enjoy making amusing ceramic dog figurines that capture human characteristics and portray them in their dogs. Other artists who make detailed crystal or pewter figurines, like to capture the characters of that particular dog breed, such as the Pug or the Schnauzer, or even the Dalmation. One of my favorites is the English sheep dog figurine with its long shaggy coat, and my German shepherd dog – a replica of my own faithful Shadow.
Here are some other types of figurines you could get: owl figurines frog figurines elephant figurines gargoyle figurines border terrier figurines eagle figurines buddah figurines great dane figurines
I remember a time in my childhood where two of our female Dalmation dogs had puppies within days of one another. The one had nine puppies and one had eight, and they all lived. When we counted them we had 23 dogs on the property. It was delightful for us as children, but hard work for my mother. We had to take turns trying to keep the two mothers from visiting the other ones puppies, and then still as they grew older trying to stop them from getting out of their little pen we made. We had really come to love each one of them, so it was very sad when the time came when we had to find homes for all of them. This is when we come to realize that dogs are our companions, our shadow and our friend, and why so many people enjoy collecting dog figurines.
Dogs have been an inspiration to many artists. My mother is also an artist. She used to sit down with her drawing book and make sketches of the dogs on the farm. It was what brought her pleasure and watching her enjoy creation was a big part of our life. I remember when she became interested in pottery and started sculpting animals out of clay, especially Pug or Dalmation figurines . They were beautiful but very fragile, so I was not allowed to play with them, just look at them and admire them. This is when I learnt to appreciate the value of art. Being a dog lover myself I’d started collecting many different kinds of dog sculptures made mostly from clay, plastic and crystal. Later I started collecting figurines made of glass, crystal, brass and pewter. I was proud of my collection. Eventually my friends and family would buy me dog figurines for my birthday and any other occasion until my collection grew so large I didn’t know what to do with them all.
No matter what type of dog figurine you are looking for, you will be able to find it on the Internet. Many figurine enthusiasts are browsing the net for different styles, such as crystal figurines skillfully handcrafted into necklaces, or beautifully painted ceramic statutes, or bronze trophies for dog shows etc. There are too many types to name them all. My advice would be to spend some time walking through the different gift shops and deciding what would suit your collection. It would be to your benefit to make a note of what interests you first, and then searching specifically for that breed, and then compare prices. Your effort will be worth it.
If I may give you a friendly word of advise on cleaning your figurines – dust or wipe your figurines gently once a week if you can. This will keep them looking clean and shiny and your display will be highly appreciated by all your friends and visitors.
Dog figurines can be cherished keepsakes for generations to come.
About the Author
Check out our large range of figurines including dog figurines, crystal figurines and pewter figurines!
Jarad “the figurine guy” Nelson is a expert collector and retailer of fine figurines.
January 7th, 2008
Do you know the value of your figurine? When asked this question most people immediately start thinking in terms of dollars and cents. But in truth that is the last thing you should think about.
The true value of your figurine can only be measured in terms of how much you care for it. As a result, the more you care for it the more value it could have.
But regardless of how you determine your figurine’s value, below are some guidelines that will not only protect its value but could increase it as well.
* Keep it clean. In most cases just simple dusting is all that is required. When washing is necessary I suggest using tepid water and a mild soap or detergent (such as baby shampoo). Use a soft cloth to wash the figurine and a soft brush or Q-Tip to get into small nooks and crevices. To avoid crazing, never allow water to get inside of your figurine. Rinse the figurine using a soft cloth that’s been dipped in warm clear water. Allow the figurine to air dry. * Display it with caution. Never expose your figurine to direct sunlight. The sun’s rays can cause discoloration as well as distortion and deterioration. * Make sure its display foundation is secured. Never place your figurine near the edge of the display area. Secure your figurine using some museum wax, available at most craft or home improvement stores. This inexpensive product will keep your figurine from toppling over during earthquakes or accidental bumps. * Avoid exposing it to extreme temperature changes. Also avoid putting your figurine in areas with high moisture levels or rapid temperature changes. * Keep its original box. The original will not only provide for safe storage but could add value should you decide to sell your figurine.
Following these simple tips does not only make sense. But one day they could convert to substantial dollars and cents.
About the Author
Earl Beal Owner/Manager Figurines And Such www.figurinesandsuch.com
December 6th, 2007
It may seem strange at first to think you could build a crystal figurine collection with fairy tales, but it is a simple and fun approach to collecting. You will need three things to get you started:
1. A good antholoty of Fairy Tales 2. A reliable source where you can purchase the crystal figurines 3. A young child who loves having stories read to him/her.
One of the marvelous things about fairy tales is the numerous little creatures and animals that are mentioned in the stories. Children love the animals, especially if there are good illustrations along with the story. There are rabbits, bears, elephants, snails, fish, butterflies and so on throughout the list of fairy tales. The good thing is that there are crystal figurines available for almost any animal you can name.
Your first step is to find a good anthology of fairy tales with beautiful, whimsical illustrations. While a new book from your favorite book store might be expensive, you can find more reasonably priced booksin book swap stores, used book stores, local libraries that offer clearance sales and even garage sales.
Your second step is to locate a reliable retail store that carries crystal animal figurines at a price that fits your budget. Try gift shops and specialty stores in your local mall or shopping center. You can also find retalers on the internet. There are literally hundreds of internet stores offering crystal animal figurines in different sizes, shapes, design, quality, color and price ranges.
Your last step is to tie the crystal figurine and the fairy tale together. You can do this in several ways. You can buy a crystal animal figurine mentioned in the story first and have it availble when you start the story. Or you can read the story to your child and find out which animal he or she likes the best and then purchas that crystal animal. Last, you can purchase your figurines spread out over time as your budget permits. One thing you can count on is reading the same fairy tales again and again and again. No matter which path you choose, your child will always have the opportunity to see and hold the figurine when you are reading the tale.
After several years of reading fairy tales and other stories, you’ll find that you have acquired a nice collection of crystal figurines. At the same time, you have provided many hours of enjoyment to your youngster. The figurines and the stories will be very special to your child for awhile. They grow so fast and move on to other adventures. But you will always have the crystal animal figurines and the memories of the evenings you read the fairy tails and shared the crystal figurines with your child.
You really can build your crystal figurine collection with fairy tales as well as making bedtime for your child a fun and exciting activity. As the saying goes, “Two birds with one stone.”
You really can build your crystal figurine collection with fairy tales as well as making bedtime for your child a fun and exciting activity. As the saying goes, “Two birds with one stone.”
About the Author
Lowry Mell is a retired Merchandiser and former Marketin and Busines Consultant. His articles focus on new and creative ways to use and display crystal figurines. For additional information, visit: www.CrystalCrossroads.com
November 29th, 2007
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