Tom went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant.
“No, no no!” said Tom. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”
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For the Nightmare Before Christmas fans. Nightmare Before Christmas Individual Series 5 Action Figure. Series V includes Pajama Jack, Undersea Gal, Behemoth and Clown. Each figure is highly detailed and fully poseable in clamshell packaging.
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November 3rd, 2006
From the Universal Monsters Halloween collection. Universal Monsters Mummy Headknocker. This spooky Mummy has one closed eye and a hand reaching out to get you. The base reads “The Mummy’s Tomb.” Made of resin. Measures approximately 3.25″ x 7.75″ high.
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October 16th, 2006
Jack-o-lantern Sculptural Art in an Exclusive Limited-edition Illuminated Halloween Figurine Inspired by Charles Wysocki Art
Cats and carved pumpkins are traditional symbols of the most delightfully spooky holiday of the year. Their “scary” appeal helps you say a joyful “Boo!” to your family and friends each Halloween. Now, you can have a festive jack-o-lantern art treasure to enjoy season after season in an illuminated Halloween figurine inspired by cat-lover and acclaimed artist Charles Wysocki.
Make Halloween brighter than ever with this limited-edition illuminated “Cat-O-Lantern” Halloween figurine available only from Bradford Exchange. Fully dimensional all around with handcrafted detail, it makes a perfect centerpiece for any room or decor. Brisk demand is expected for this “purr-fectly” charming collectible Halloween decoration that is hand-painted in vivid seasonal colors.
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October 4th, 2006
Enter the lair of the mighty dragon! Available exclusively from Ardleigh Elliott, this first-of-a-kind limited-edition red dragon collectible egg draws you inexorably toward a timeless quest! Handcrafted of fine Heirloom Porcelain®, pewter and artist’s resin, it rests upon an exotic base of dragonets and reveals a majestic dragon and treasure within! Observe closely the extraordinary level of detail: brilliant hand-painted hues of midnight blue and brilliant scarlet, opulent raised-relief designs, gleaming 22K gold and platinum accents, and over 60 hand-set simulated jewels! And clutched within its powerful protector’s talons, a massive genuine Swarovski crystal, ablaze with magical light! Truly, a collectible red dragon gift of mighty import, for yourself or an honored friend!
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September 20th, 2006
From the Corpse Bride Collection. Corpse Bride Victoria Japanese Collector’s Doll. Imported from the Japanese manufacturer Jun Planning this Corpse Bride Victoria collector’s doll is sure to delight fans worldwide. So pleased was director Tim Burton with Jun Planning’s work on The Nightmare Before Christmas dolls, that he personally requested they produce the collection dolls for Corpse Bride. Victoria is extremely articulated, features a wonderfully sculpted head (almost a 100% recreation of the original models used in the film) and a detailed cloth costume. Each doll comes packaged in a unique window box. Measures 16″ high.
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September 11th, 2006
Exclusive Collectible is Ideal Grandmother Granddaughter Gift!
A granddaughter is one of life’s richest blessings. A precious bundle of “loving, caring and sharing,” she always holds a special place in the heart of her grandmother! Now, you can celebrate this treasured relationship with a Precious Moments® grandmother and child figurine inspired by the acclaimed artistry of beloved artist Sam Butcher.
Enjoy this enduring bond of love with this Precious Moments grandmother and child figurine, a Hamilton Collection exclusive. This handcrafted fine bisque porcelain figurine is filled with charming details and hand-painted in a soft rainbow of signature pastel colors. This collectible figurine makes a delightful keepsake to treasure or a memorable grandmother granddaughter gift. Strong demand is expected, and you won’t want to miss out. Reserve yours today!
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September 4th, 2006
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